Xaotik Designs

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It’s the little things that let you know when you found your soulmate…

Dave of Cyanide & Happiness would like to come to the good old USA to work on animations, but is having issues getting a visa.? It seems that they don’t think him to be famous enough of an artist to be able to get the visa.? To prove them wrong, you can go here to [...]

The Virginity Hit looks like a shaky cam version of The 40 Year Old Virgin, but with a younger cast.  It’s got Will Ferrel’s name on it, so it’s bound to have a laugh or two in it, but I don’t know that the rest of the movie will be good.

I was rather excited when I got in on the limited edition DVD release of Tales of an Ancient Empire, that changed when I received an email today. Thank you for your recent order of the Tales of an Ancient Empire – Special Limited Edition DVD. Your credit card has NOT been charged but we [...]

Hot girls, big guns, swords, dragons, and a giant samurai with a minigun

Some of the vampires/monsters/whatever, kinda reminds me of the lickers from the Resident Evil movies.  Starring Paul Bettany as a priest who leaves the church to go after a band of vampires who kidnapped his niece.  You may thing that going from the Archangel Michael to being a renegade priest somewhat of a demotion, but [...]

No corsets, no hat pins, no crying.

Here is the trailer for the Syfy (I still feel ridiculous typing that) original movie about a werewolf fighting Felicia Day, Red.

This movie is going to be so ridiculously awesome.  The trailer looks like you took a bunch of Mexicans, and threw them in a blender with boobs and knives, then hit the highest setting.

Someone needs to translate this, tell me how it works, then find out where to buy one. View the high res version here

There is just something about a gorgeous woman with a 12 gauge.  This image is brought to you, if you can’t tell by the watermark, by the Brigade.

Because you just simply cannot get enough of girls with high powered rifles.

A quick video containing a few interesting facts about pornography on the internet.  Also a hot chick getting undressed.

DJ Anorexia and Bob Vengeance embark on an incredible journey to kill Ronan Harris and Trent Reznor in an attempt to save the industrial music scene. Part 1 joins our heroes as they prove their worth to fellow industrial music fans. The frightening thing, I seriously don’t know if this is a joke, or an [...]

Another awesome song and animation by Cyriak.

While I will state that it is not a bad idea to give this girl a shower, put her in lingerie, and then take pictures of her, I am afraid that I would have to state that giving her a weapon of any kind is most definitely a bad idea. Thankfully, crazy is not an [...]

Poor Randolph, he suffers even thought he was not himself the one who saw the terrible sights of that tomb in the swamp.  But as we all know, even second hand contact or listening to one speak of the horrors they have found can be just as damning in the universe of the Mythos. Perhaps [...]

I suddenly want to do my laundry…

It’s what you would get if Megashark Vs Giant Octopus were a love story.  I can’t wait to see this.  I know it’s going to be terrible.  I know I will probably try to kill myself half way through it, but I still cannot resist the temptation of a sharktopus.